1. Note to Self: Never say "my eyebrows are bushier than bush" in a public place, especially work. Especially if you haven't thought out all of the inuendo's.

2. New Term: Kenny'd: to be stabbed in the back, hung out to dry, etc. As in "I've been Kenny'd". This is a Southpark reference. Kenny dies/gets killed every episode.

3. When someone throws a volleyball to the other team and it is coming for you...duck. If it hits your boob, your nipple feels like it is being ripped off.