Digression

I do not understand why, if you are going to lament the evils of a muffin, you continue to eat them. Please put the f’ing muffin down and shut the ‘f’ up!

There are a few things you should know:

1. I don’t care what you eat.
2. I don’t care how many calories are in a muffin, donut, chocolate chip cookie, nectarine etc.
3. Food is fuel.
4. Even if you talk about what you should and shouldn’t eat, you are still fat or thin. Your body doesn’t change every time you hate it out loud.
5. Food is not moral. It is not good or bad. It is. It is food. It nourishes our bodies – the end. It helps us to run, jump, sit, and sleep. That includes muffins!